Sunday 6 September 2009

Kiel's dead.

the woman from the zovirax ad


and popes bike now, dont think he will be to happy about that keil!!.




After some hungover fishing me and Rick had to wait outside the Hangover Hotel for an hour and a half to get in. Sexy Lee let us in whilst telling us how Kiel has spent his day. He's already got one black eye, Pope will be giving him another when he sees his bike. A black eye and a broken jaw i reckon, Pope loves knocking cunts out. I doubt Kiel will mind having a couple black eyes though, it will remind him of his bird every time he looks in the mirror.
Pope caught a fish today, a gar fish. It had a huge spike for a face and nearly killed him. Luckily we were with some experienced fisher men who taught us how to kill the poor sod properly. The best way to kill a fish is to smack it against a lampost until blood comes out and someone pukes.
Long live the Hangover Hotel, fuck books and DeADbYthiRty. Jordan.

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